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Tags: evil, politician, disease, Experimentation, Marijuana, Procol harem, Crapper, toilet, flush, Bowel movement, illegitimate, expand your mind, righteous path
Bob @ November 11, 2007
The Rev. Speaks
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Tags: evil, politician, disease, Experimentation, Marijuana, Procol harem, Crapper, toilet, flush, Bowel movement, illegitimate, expand your mind, righteous path
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Bob @ October 29, 2009
Admittedly, how to give head is probably a little bit of a wank in terms of the basic theme of this blog but let’s face it, I couldn’t help myself. The image of a 70 something woman doing an advice video on how to give head has got to be something that must be placed firmly into the pantheon of the Internet.
The population of the Western world is progressively growing older. As such, this video can only be the stroke of things to come and a new momentum that now must be added to the rhythm of our times. An ejaculation, if you will, of the wisdom of an aging population.
A funny thing happened on the way to the post.
While writing the post I realized that the color of the type in the blog was too light so I went into Dreamweaver and opened up the color picker where I used the slide bar and adjusted the color down a little darker.
There is no way of knowing what the code of the color is when you use the slide bar so I was a little bit surprised when it turned out to be: #696969.
Yes, that did actually happen, and considering that I came up with it while writing an article about giving head I wonder what the odds on that actually are.
God does in fact have a sense of humor!
It also has to be said that the title “how to give head” does go very well with the banner that you see at the top of the page. I couldn’t pass it up, Enjoy.
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Bob @ August 4, 2008
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A compilation of Free clean jokes and /or one liners from Politicians, Bush and various famous people in a funny free animated screensaver. Clean jokes that are perfect for speech writers, politicians, roasters, comedians, radio personalities or anyone with a partisan funny bone or even just a sense of humor. Download this screensaver and have a bit of a laugh on your monitor. Polititians can, after all, be very funny and more often than not, not by intention and this of course makes it even funnier!
Download these funny free animated screensavers now and if you’d like you can easily uninstall at any time. This is the third in a series of free animated screensavers that have been developed and are in devopment by Bob at www.bsbafflesbrains.com. This screensaver software is very easily installed and just as easily uninstalled. You have an iron clad guarantee that this screensaver software is virus free and safe to use.
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Click here for your “Clean Jokes” funny free animated screensaver.
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Bob @ April 13, 2008
“Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.” —Will Rogers
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“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.” — Ronald Reagan.
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“He can’t help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth.” —Former Texas Gov. Ann Richards on misstatements made by George Bush.
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“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.”—Dan Quayle
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“If you don’t mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.” —Barry Goldwater
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“There’s only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I’ve got an additional responsibility to hug and that’s me and I know what it’s like.” —George W. Bush
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“In other words, I don’t think people ought to be compelled to make the decision which they think is best for their family.” George W. Bush, on smallpox vaccinations, Washington, D.C., Dec. 11, 2002… “I don’t bring God into my life to—to, you know, kind of be a political person.”—Interview with Tom Brokaw aboard Air Force One, April 24, 2003
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“The law I sign today directs new funds and new focus to the task of collecting vital intelligence on terrorist threats and on weapons of mass production.” -George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Nov. 27, 2002
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Bob @ March 22, 2008
For those not familiar with the name Dreamweaver it is a computer program and the industry standard for building websites. I taught myself web design with Dreamweaver and based on that experience I would like to detail here one of the many stages one goes through in the process of self education with Dreamweaver.
Further and indeed, if one wished one could most certainly apply the following to the process of self education in general. Invariably, in the act of personal development, the self educator will come to a place where the endeavour embarked upon has seemingly failed, gone wrong, doesn’t work. Dreamweaver is especially notable for this. Please be advised and assured that in this particular program at least, there will come a time, after painstakingly sifting through copious amounts of seemingly indecipherable gibberish you will realize that the system is flawed.
It just doesn’t work. You try it one way and it doesn’t work, and then you try it another way and surely this must work and, of course it doesn’t and despite your best efforts it will not work. You are, to say the least flummoxed but do not despair. There is of course, a process here and the next natural step in learning Dreamweaver and possibly learning in general is this;
Inevitably, you will get to a point where you start to fantasize and specifically, you will fantasize about finding the son of a bitch who perpetrated this atrocity and, is in fact even now inflicting agony upon you. In your heart you know that he’s doing it out of pure malice. During the course of this fantasy a picture of the demon starts developing in your minds eye.
Slowly the picture becomes complete. You can see him quite clearly now and within that clarity you realize, for a fact, that this monster dwells and can be found somewhere deep in the bowels of a high-rise tenement in the very bad end of somewhere you can’t even imagine.
There he is, sitting in his cubicle on his steel framed bed, the cheap coil springs pocking through ragged sheets that have remained unwashed for not quite as long as he has. A naked bulb hangs on a long lead from the inordinately high ceiling casting a barely adequate light. Your mind slowly moves around the room and you see it all. Dank breeze block walls with only a remnant left of the original hospital green paint now pealing and blistered after years of dripping dampness.
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Bob @ March 12, 2008
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Bob @ December 17, 2007
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The Power of the Subconscious.
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Bob @ November 11, 2007
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Bob @ November 6, 2007
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